I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
