Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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