At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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