break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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