even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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