brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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