i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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