Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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