Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
