Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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