he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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