why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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