1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The ass gains better be worth it
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