all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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