As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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