so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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