You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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