I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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