I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
