Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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