Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We have so much sex to catch up on
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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