yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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