Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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