He told me they were just razor bumps!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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