Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Still dying that you shit outside
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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