i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Randomize
