You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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