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(248): View more from Michigan

it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

What?

(248): View more from Michigan

..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Details.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My hand turned me down

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(404): View more from Georgia

one word: firstdatebathroomanal

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(434): View more from Virginia

I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..

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(315): View more from New York

idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.

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