guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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