Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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