Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Enjoy the penises
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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