Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
im on a boat
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