woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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