That's intense
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
There's even glitter on my cock...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
