I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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