You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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