Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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