Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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