i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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