i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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