You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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