you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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