Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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