Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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