Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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