i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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