at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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