big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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