Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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