Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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