Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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