Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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