Dual....:-)
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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