i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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