She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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