do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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